So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Black people honestly have the most versatile hair known to man
we can straighten it. Puff it up. make it curly. wavy.
we can do anything.
So miss me with that “bad hair” bullshit.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs^^exactly.